Jimmy Carr was once on Top Gear, and was (for a time) the fastest star in a reasonably priced car.
Which is ironic, because that is what all the hookers in L.A. called him, too.
[Help] please help me find reasonably clean jokes to tell at a wedding. Greatly appreciated.
I am going to be the master of ceremonies and would greatly appreciate two or three clean jokes to break the ice. Thank you very much
Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them, but unfortunately they always gave her a very embarrassing, and somewhat lively reaction.
When it became apparent that she and her boyfriend would marry she thought to herself, "He is such a sweet and gentle man but I don't think he can live with my problems." So she decided to make the supreme sacrifice and give up beans. A year later her car broke down on the way home from work. Sin...
I'm actually reasonably happy with Trump's presidency right now.....
after all, he's had the nuclear codes for a couple of days now and hasn't tweeted them yet.
Bill Nye's grandfather rented a tuxedo to attend a Rotary convention in Philadelphia. The tuxedo came with an untied bow tie and he didn't know how to tie it.
Just taking a chance he knocked on his hotel's next door and there was a guy there.
\- Excuse me, can you help me tie my tie?
\- Sure. Just lie down on the bed.
The grandfather wasn't sure what he was getting into, but he wanted to have the tie on.
So he lay down on the b...