Syllogism Jokes - 2 Hilarious Syllogism Jokes

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Syllogisms

God is love, and love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind, so Stevie Wonder is God.

I am Nobody, nobody is perfect, but only God can be perfect, so I am God, but Stevie Wonder is God. Holy shit, I'm Blind!

Confessions Of A Heavy Thinker

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than a social thinker.

I began to think alone – “to relax,” I told myself – but I knew it wasn’t true. Thinking bacme more and more i...

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