A man and his wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem...
The mother gets up and says to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification. After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied, "Your Ho...
My father once told me that the Bible said "spare the rod, spoil the child" as a justification for hitting me
The Bible also had a problem with Wrath, but I valued my life too much to point that out.
I hate when people use the year as a justification to an opinion.
Its 2017, we should be way past that.
I tried explaining to people why I bought a leg of ham through the mail.
But they weren't interested in my post-hock justifications.
To cut costs even more certain airlines will now only serve snacks to passengers on the left side of the plane.
Their justification is the passengers sitting on the right side are already F-E-D.