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Tariff Jokes

Trump says to Pence, "China's mining too many ores"

Pence: What are you going to do?
Trump: Order more tariffs to make them mine less.
Pence: Mine fewer.
Trump: Shhh, don't call me that yet.

I shot the tariff.

But I did not shoot the subsidy.

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I am thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.

It’ll be my Civic duty.

Why did Trump put tariffs on Canadian goods?

To prove that he has no ties to Poutine.

If Mexico is paying for the wall and China paying for the tariffs

Can somebody pay for my bills?

Donald Trump is enacting tariffs on $200bn of Chinese goods, harming consumers like me.

I'm tariffied.

So Trump recently put tariffs on solar cells and washing machines...

He must really hate being clean.

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I imported a Honda directly from Japan and was forced to pay a large tariff...

...that's OK though because it's my Civic duty.

A group of foreign computer peripheral manufacturers, unhappy with tariffs placed on their products by the United States, plans on starting their own country, which will compete with America.

They will call it USB.

Harvard Bridge

The Harvard Bridge in Boston that runs to MIT is measured in "smoots," after a 1958 fraternity prank where freshman Oliver Smoot was used as a device to measure the bridge.

There are various humorous side stories, such as:

1. when the bridge was rehabbed in the 1980s, the sidewalks wer...

Don't worry about about Coronavirus in the US?

It has a tariff on it.

How does Donald Trump feel about the trade war with China?

Tariff-ic.

Why does Trump have the most expensive Thanksgiving day?

Because he’ll impose tariff on Turkey

I've been reading so much about the scary trade disputes between the US and Canada, I see headlines when I blink...

...Frankly, I'm tariff-eyed.

What does Trump think about trading with China?

It's tariffic.

How is the Mexican government like a cueball?

The harder you hit them with tariffs the more English they pick up.

Did you hear about Trump's import tax assessment?

It's tariff-eyeing

Canadian Travel Warning for Americans

This would happen right before I get to Toronto, Donald Trump announces new tariffs against Canada. In response Justin Trudeau made a travel announcement to all U.S. citizens coming to Canada to use the bathroom before entering Canada. He announced Canada will take no sh*t from Americans.

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