A group of foreign computer peripheral manufacturers, unhappy with tariffs placed on their products by the United States, plans on starting their own country, which will compete with America.

They will call it USB.

Donald Trump is enacting tariffs on $200bn of Chinese goods, harming consumers like me.

I'm tariffied.

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I am thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.

It’ll be my Civic duty.

Trump says to Pence, "China's mining too many ores"

Pence: What are you going to do?
Trump: Order more tariffs to make them mine less.
Pence: Mine fewer.
Trump: Shhh, don't call me that yet.

Did you hear about the metal tariffs placed by the U.S.?

Turns out they were imposed on some key "alloys."

Why did Trump put tariffs on Canadian goods?

To prove that he has no ties to Poutine.

I shot the tariff.

But I did not shoot the subsidy.

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I imported a Honda directly from Japan and was forced to pay a large tariff...

...that's OK though because it's my Civic duty.

Don't worry about about Coronavirus in the US?

It has a tariff on it.

How is the Mexican government like a cueball?

The harder you hit them with tariffs the more English they pick up.

How does Donald Trump feel about the trade war with China?

Tariff-ic.

What does Trump think about trading with China?

It's tariffic.

Why does Trump have the most expensive Thanksgiving day?

Because he’ll impose tariff on Turkey

I've been reading so much about the scary trade disputes between the US and Canada, I see headlines when I blink...

...Frankly, I'm tariff-eyed.

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