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Why was the Jazz movie rated R

Too much sax and violins

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Movie ratings are an indication of who gets the girl

* Rated G - the prince gets the girl.
* Rated PG - the hero gets the girl.
* Rated R - the villain gets the girl.
* Rated X - everyone gets the girl!

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Harry Potter movies should be rated R for the huge amount of cursing.

... i can find the door out.

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Why is the movie about the early Germanic people rated r

It contains Saxon violence.

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I am over 18

I’m making a movie about meiosis

It’s going to be rated R
Why?
Because sex cells.

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