Why did Brittany spears get called by CPS

She hit her baby one more time

Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,

"I'm calling CPS."

So I beat my son playing chess the other day.

Oddly the CPS took him away.

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