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Pyramid Scheme Jokes

I just graduated with a degree in Egyptology.

So now I am qualified to teach more students Egyptology. I'm beginning to think this is some sort of pyramid scheme.

What do you call falling for a pyramid scheme online?

E-gypped

All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

How did the pharaoh get so rich?

He was running a huge pyramid scheme.

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I was watching a show about Ancient Egypt, and they mentioned that there were Seven Sacred Oils that they used to anoint the dead with.

I thought that sounded interesting, so I decided to Google "Seven Sacred Oils of Egypt" and the entire front page of results is about where I can buy the essential oils the Egyptians used, you know mlm shit.

I cannot stress enough how this is not what I was looking for, but in hindsight I p...

Why do we call the aliens creating the pyramids a conspiracy theory?

It's obviously a pyramid scheme.

Got an email asking me to invest in Egyptian architecture.

Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

What do you call it when a Pharaoh asks you for money to build a monument?

A pyramid scheme.

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so my friend hit me up the other day with a pyramid scheme. started out with "hey do You want To be your own boss?"

i replied "no I don't like working for assholes"

How were the pyramids built?

Using a pyramid scheme

Dad jokes rule, peace out.

Whats the difference between scientology and ancient aliens?

One is an alien-based pyramid scheme and the other is a pyramid-based alien scheme.

I went to egypt for a week

the giza pyramids are quite majestic

but those camel riders are pretty scammy, they would charge you 5 times more money if they recognize you're a tourist

they're running some kind of scheme

*a pyramid scheme*

I recently went to an Egyptian business seminar....

I'm telling you though, I swear it was some kind of pyramid scheme man.

King Pharaoh: I have a great business opportunity for you...

Israelites: Umm, is this not a pyramid scheme?

So, I have this friend who studied to become an egyptologist

The only way he can make a living is by becoming a PhD and teach others to become egyptologists.

As far as I'm concerned, it is a pyramid scheme.

My wife quit her job last year...

To pursue a career in, what I can only assume, is a pyramid scheme. I was worried at first because I don't understand how anyone can make money selling *only* fans, but she raked in 100k last year so I guess she's got a knack for it.

Why did the pharaohs marriage fall apart?

Pyramid Scheme

Did you hear about the ancient Egyptian man that launched a successful stone quarry business?

Turns out it was a pyramid scheme all along.

Why shouldn't you work for an Egyptian company?

They're all pyramid schemes

My friend from Cairo keeps trying to sell me his time share property...

... I think it might be a Pyramid Scheme.

Why did the Egyptian architect go to jail?

He was caught planning a pyramid scheme.

So a wealthy ancient Egyptian was approached by the Pharaoh's messenger asking for funding for their rulers tomb. He replied,

"it seems likes its just a pyramid scheme"

An old school friend messaged me on Facebook saying I could get rich by selling Egyptian artefacts

Turned out it was just a pyramid scheme

I was excited to work for the ancient Egyptians

Until I realized it was a pyramid scheme

Cheerleading (cheer-eliting)

Its a pyramid scheme



(Thanks Guinness!)

Yes, boss, I know I'm considered essential..

But so are those pyramid scheme oils, and they don't work, either.

A friend of mine told me about his plan to sell burial plots to rich Egyptians.

Sounded like a pyramid scheme to me.

Landed a job a few weeks ago as an archeologist excavating tombs in Egypt. But when I went in for work, they just had me go and recruit more archeologists.

Turns out it was a pyramid scheme

Two tourists get lost in a pyramid

As they are wandering about, a man in a suit approaches them.

"Are you lost, gentlemen?" he says. "Would you like to buy a map? Perhaps you can buy more of them so you can sell it to other people."

"Don't trust him," says one tourist to the other, "it's a pyramid scheme."

Why should you never answer an Egyptian telemarketer?

They will try and get you in on their pyramid schemes

What's the most commonly used type of fraud in Egypt?

Pyramid schemes.

While traveling in Giza, a man said he’d take me on a tour if I paid him $300. I did and then he immediately ran away, never to be seen again.

I’m starting to think I fell for a pyramid scheme.

Did you hear about the blueprints for Giza?

Don’t trust them. All looks like one big pyramid scheme to me.

Why did the financial system collapse in ancient Egypt?

Pyramid schemes.

Tutankhamen: If you find ten guys to help, I'll cut you in on a slice of the treasure

Slave: This sounds like a pyramid scheme

Tutankhamen: A what?

Aliens suckered humans into making mass temples

It was the first pyramid scheme

How did the Egyptians trick their slaves into working so hard?

With a pyramid scheme.

I started investing in Egyptian tourism

Until I realized it was just a pyramid scheme

I received an email from an Egyptian prince about a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity

He offered me a position doing construction on Egyptian tombs. Turned out it was just a pyramid scheme.

I got a call from Egypt today.

They tried to get me involved in a pyramid scheme.

(Credit to my wife for this one)

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LPT: Make sure you properly understand job ads.

* Entry level position = We will pay you the lowest wages allowed by law.
* Experience required = We do not know the first thing about any of this.
* Compensation commensurate with experience = You're still not experienced enough so take this low pay.
* Generous benefits = We will give you ...

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[OC, long] There's a new MLM scheme going around getting housewives to bake cookies, cake, and bread.

"Independent Businesses Owners" buy frozen pastries and mixes from the company, bake them in a timeshare commercial kitchen space, and try to sell them at their office, church, kids' activities, public events, and through social media. The typical.

One of my coworkers, Amanda, recently invite...

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