What’s black, white and red and can’t fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a javelin through her head.
I hate when revolving doors move too fast
It's a pane in the ass
Relationships are like revolving doors
You just have to find the right time to sneak in and out
My wife hated the new expensive revolving chair that I bought but then she sat on it.
Eventually….she came around.
Revolving doors must get frustrated.
They're always going around in circles
Did you hear the one about the guy who invented revolving doors? [oc]
It was a revolutionary way to enter buildings!
When people say they hate getting stuck in revolving doors:
I tell them, "you'll come around eventually!"
What does a revolving door and a pair of pantyhose have in common?
My grandma needs a lot of help getting out of them.
What do you say to a guy trying to hold open a revolving door?
Nothing. It'll hit him eventually.
I use Twitter a lot and my wife complained that my life revolving around Twitter has destroyed the way we communicate as a family.
So I blocked her.
A guy at my work caught a bug from a revolving door.
It's going around.
What do you call an easy lifestyle revolving around eating Chinese food?
Lo Meintenance
Going into IKEA before I felt bad but couldn't help laughing at an old couple who seemed to be confused about how to exit the revolving doors.
Anyways, two hours and 15 meatballs later I was wheeling my new dining set, garden furniture and flatpack coffee table out when I too found myself stuck in the revolving doors. Oh how the tables turned!
What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?
It won't be long now...
“We’re rotating on the earths axis at 750 mph and revolving around the Sun at 67,000 mph, moreover we’re moving, in relation to other galaxies, at 490,000 mph...”
“So my question is Your Honour, in the strictest meaning of the word ‘speeding’, are we not all in a sense ‘guilty’ ? “.
I did something really NSFW today
I used a revolving chair to get something from the top shelf
How to be polite.
I tried to be a gentleman today and hold the door for someone, Turns out it's not polite if it is a revolving door.
Confucius say...
...naked man running through revolving door at airport very likely going to Bangkok.
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Hold a door for a lady and you are called a Gentleman.
Hold a revolving door and people will call you an Asshole.
I lost my job as an architect after my first day
Apparently a revolving mosque makes it difficult to pray towards Mecca.
Credit: comedian Milton Jones, king of the one-liners.
A joke about heaven
A woman died and arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter said “Yes?” “I want to come in please”.....”Name?”......”Smith.”....”Know anyone here who will vouch for you”? .... “Mmmm, my husband maybe”? “Have you any idea how many men named Smith we have up here, is there any way to help identi...
A woman plans to pay her sister a visit. They haven't seen one another for years, since her sister moved to New York.
"So, Rebecca- what's the best way I should find your apartment?"
"Well, Miriam it's real easy. When you leave the subway you'll see the great big tower-block, the one with the revolving glass-door to your immediate right. Give it a shove with your foot and scuttle inside while it's turning. S...
The watchman
Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that read, "Press bell for night watchman." She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.
The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, ...
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