Billy was smart, Bob was an average human, and Joe was an idiot.
One day, Billy thought up a plan to escape.
He whispered to Bob, "We're busting out tonight. Pass it on."
Bob whispered to Joe, "We're busting out tonight. Pass it on."
Joe whispered to the guard, "We're bus...
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Jenny was not the best student in Sunday School.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was having a nap:
"Tell me, Jenny, who created the universe?"
She didn't stir, so Mike, a boy in the chair behind her, quickly took a pencil
and jabbed her in the rear.
A grumpy, drunken, old cowboy was riding his horse near the Mexican border when he noticed it chewing on a strange, stout cactus.
Before long, the pony started behaving strangely, walking slowly and irregularly and not responding to the cowboys commands. The cowboy became progressively more frustrated, as well as more drunk and more mean as he continued to glug himself into the depths of his whiskey bottle. The horse ev...