Pierce Jokes

A buck an ear

On a completely unrelated note, I really suck at darts.

Why? Because it says Pierce film before heating.

The instructions say —Pierce film before cooking.

Goes right through me

He was in bowel trouble.

now every time the wind blows she sounds like a couple of wind chimes!

I'm not very good at darts

They walk up to the counter, and the husband says, "I'd like to get my ear pierced to celebrate our honeymoon! How much will that cost?"

The shopkeeper replies, "It'll be $20, plus the cost of the earring you get. If that works for you, you can go pick out the earring while I set up to pierce... read more

"Does your husband have pierced ears?"

"Yes. Why?"

"Tell him, his earrings aren't gold."

...the only logical response is, "I don't believe you.".

After picking their favorite horses, they asked each other how would they make them different so they don't get mixed up

\-I'll pierce the ear of my horse

\-oh no, I want my horse's ear pierced too

\-so we both pierce our horses ears; then how wo... read more

he was....(ahem)....MaoTenEarring.

He goes to the mall where he finds an ear piercing kiosk and asks the girl how much it would cost. The girl turns and says, "Oh hi! It's a buccaneer!"

They were appalled at his spiky hair, pierced nose, tattoos and a bad attitude. Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. "Honey," the mother said, "he doesn't seem very nice."

"Of course he is," the daughter replied. "If he wasn't nice, why would he be doing... read more

There was a pirate captain who would ask his lieutenant to bring his red trousers whenever an enemy vessel was sighted and battle would ensue.

One day his lieutenant asked him “captain, why do you always wear your red trouser to battle?”
To which the old ruffian replied “So that when I b... read more

Im on my lunch break at work and I notice a co-worker stroll in the lunch room so I offer him a seat. Were talking about the Dallas game, when I notice an earring in his right ear. No big deal, but this guy is pretty conservative with his work attire, so I felt obliged to ask him about his new acces... read more

Four students were attending law college and were quite used to cheating and exploiting to get better grades. Their final exam was due tomorrow and they wanted to get some extra time to hopefully enhance their grades.

The plan was simple: don’t show up tomorrow, spend the whole day learning ... read more

One for each friend. They had to keep their horses at the same place so the 1st friend asked, “How are we going to identify which horse is yours and which one is mine?”
2nd friend: “For that, I have an idea. I'll shave my horse's neck hair. So the one without neck hair would be mine and the one w... read more

There's a triangular lake, with three kingdoms on each side of the triangle.

The first kingdom is very rich, and the people are content. It has a very competent army, with a squire for every knight, and a total of twenty thousand knights. There is no hunger in the land.

The second kin... read more

I'd like to get my nickels pierced.