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What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?

Amazon kindle.

How do the gods kindle the flame of love between two soulmates?

With a match made in heaven.

On black Friday I found a great deal and bought 4 Kindles online.

Today they delivered a Two Ronnies DVD.

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is getting divorced from his wife

Apparently attempts to re-Kindle Fire into their relationship failed.

Amazon

Has anyone noticed before the Amazon rainforest caught fire, Amazon the company made a product called the "Kindle"?

Damn Amazon and their Black Friday deals

I ordered 4 Kindles and they sent me a 2 Ronnies DVD instead!

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