How do the gods kindle the flame of love between two soulmates?

With a match made in heaven.

What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?

Amazon kindle.

My fiancee keeps yelling at me because Alexa is interrupting her game on the Kindle.

I can't help it. My voice turns her on.

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

I got a Kindle for Christmas that only lets me download modern sociology audiobooks.

I think it speaks volumes on todays society.

On black Friday I found a great deal and bought 4 Kindles online.

Today they delivered a Two Ronnies DVD.

i put tinder on my kindle

it burst into flames

Let me introduce the little known tale of Curtis Remond.

Curtis was born in the small town of New York, the only child of a rich and famous banking family. Curtis’ father was a banker. Curtis’ grandfather was a banker. The banking linage runs as far back in the family as time can remember, ever since Gerald Redmond had emigrated from Killarney back in the...

After I ran out of toilet paper, a friend suggested using pages from an old book

That worked OK I guess, but now I'm looking for suggestions to clean a Kindle.

Amazon

Has anyone noticed before the Amazon rainforest caught fire, Amazon the company made a product called the "Kindle"?

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is getting divorced from his wife

Apparently attempts to re-Kindle Fire into their relationship failed.

Damn Amazon and their Black Friday deals

I ordered 4 Kindles and they sent me a 2 Ronnies DVD instead!

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