Prevented Jokes - 16 Hilarious Prevented Jokes

America seems to have successfully prevented a second wave of corona

By keeping the first one going

Lots of violence could have been prevented in the old west

If only cowboy architects had made the towns big enough for everyone.

In class, a teacher asked her students what was something good that they did today

The first kid says "I gave money to a homeless man"

The second kid says "I helped my mom with the chores"

The third kid says "I helped an old lady cross the street"

The teacher was very impressed and had high hopes for the fourth kid

The fourth kid then says "I prevented ...

I prevented two girls from being abducted today.

My van wouldn't start.

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A pregnant woman boards a bus. After taking a seat, she notices a man smiling at her. She feels self-conscious and changes her seat, but he seems even more amused. She moves a third time, and he starts to giggle. On her fourth move, he bursts out laughing.

They both get off the bus at the next stop. The pregnant woman is furious and demands an explanation. "What exactly is so damn funny?" "I'm sorry, ma'am," replies the giggling man. "But I couldn't help noticing you're pregnant, and when you first sat down, you sat under an advertisement which read '...

I prevented several horrible crimes today.

Good old self-control.

I used to think that a vasectomy prevented you from having a kid

Turns out it just changes the color (:

I finally got something that prevented my car from being robbed in America.

I bought a manual car.

Tianjin's disaster could have been prevented...

After all, the experts have warned us that China's population might explode.

World War 1 could’ve been easily be prevented..

I mean, singing “Take me out” probably wasn’t Franz Ferdinand’s brightest idea.

My Teacher Always Prevented Me From Starting Each Word Of A Sentence With An Uppercase Letter ...

But She’s Not Here Now So I’m Going To Capitalize On This Opportunity.

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Have you heard about the guys who's alarm prevented him from having sex in his dream?

He got clock-blocked

On the bus

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the ...

I brought my girlfriend to watch one of my soccer matches. When an opponent was about to score a goal, she stormed the field and prevented it with her bare hands.

She's a keeper.

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An old Jewish man is leaving the Soviet Union

An old Jewish man was finally allowed to leave the Soviet Union, to emigrate to Israel. When he was searched at the Moscow airport, the customs official found a bust of Lenin.

Customs: What is that?

Old man: What is that? What is that?! Don't say "What is that?" say "Who is that?" That...

Yesterday I got dared to have surgery that prevented me from moving my neck...

There's no turning back now

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