Why is Trump so keen to build a wall to keep out Mexican rapists?
He's afraid of the competition.
Why can you keep out Europeans with a picket fence?
Because union members never cross a picket.
I can't support building a wall to keep out illegal immigrants.
It's borderline racist.
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A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap.
He’s telling a dumb-blonde joke when a young platinum-haired woman jumps to her feet.
“What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?” she demands. “What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?”
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer out an apology....
The Ivory Throne of the King of Timbuktu
Hundreds of years ago, when glorious Timbuktu was nothing more than a large collection of grass huts, the King of that great city declared his wish for a throne fit for such a mighty ruler. Of ivory it was to be, exquisitely carved, inlaid with gold leaf, decorated with diamonds and emeralds and sap...
My brother and I sell marijuana.
We keep out money in a joint account.