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Why is Trump so keen to build a wall to keep out Mexican rapists?

He's afraid of the competition.

Why can you keep out Europeans with a picket fence?

Because union members never cross a picket.

I can't support building a wall to keep out illegal immigrants.

It's borderline racist.

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A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap.

He’s telling a dumb-blonde joke when a young platinum-haired woman jumps to her feet.

“What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?” she demands. “What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?”

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer out an apology....

The Ivory Throne of the King of Timbuktu

Hundreds of years ago, when glorious Timbuktu was nothing more than a large collection of grass huts, the King of that great city declared his wish for a throne fit for such a mighty ruler. Of ivory it was to be, exquisitely carved, inlaid with gold leaf, decorated with diamonds and emeralds and sap...

My brother and I sell marijuana.

We keep out money in a joint account.

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