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Did you hear the one about the guy who got 6 months in jail for prematurely ejaculating?

I think he got off easy.

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[NSFW] Have you heard of the guy who prematurely ejaculates?

It's his only shortcoming

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Life's short; don't waste time with superfluous sayings like "prematurely ejaculate"

Instead, try "ejacuearly"

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A woman on Craigslist said she wanted a man who prematurely ejaculates.

I came as quick as I could.

What did the boron control rod say to the nuclear core before prematurely exploding ?

Just the tip.

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My girlfriend slapped me really hard because I ejaculated prematurely...

She says I got off easy.

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Next time you prematurely ejaculate

Just remember you probably still lasted longer than Ronda Rousey

My New Year's resolution for 2019 is to not do things prematurely.

So far it's going well.

Why did Philip Zimbardo prematurely end his infamous prison experiment?

His girlfriend put her foot down and said β€œI can’t Stanford this.”

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I was kicked out of the Army for prematurely ejaculating with a Senior Officer

Dishonorable discharge

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NSFW. What did the husband say to his wife when he prematurely ejaculated?

I’m sorry for my short comings.

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What do you call it when a military man ejaculates prematurely?

A dishonorable discharge

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