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Prematurely Jokes

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Next time you prematurely ejaculate

Just remember you probably still lasted longer than Ronda Rousey

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[NSFW] Have you heard of the guy who prematurely ejaculates?

It's his only shortcoming

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Did you hear the one about the guy who got 6 months in jail for prematurely ejaculating?

I think he got off easy.

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My girlfriend slapped me really hard because I ejaculated prematurely...

She says I got off easy.

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Life's short; don't waste time with superfluous sayings like "prematurely ejaculate"

Instead, try "ejacuearly"

My New Year's resolution for 2019 is to not do things prematurely.

So far it's going well.

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A woman on Craigslist said she wanted a man who prematurely ejaculates.

I came as quick as I could.

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What do you call it when a military man ejaculates prematurely?

A dishonorable discharge

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I was kicked out of the Army for prematurely ejaculating with a Senior Officer

Dishonorable discharge

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