Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all ot...
After roughly three years i finally got around to making a documentary about the nonspatial continuum in which events occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future
It's about time
CORONA VIRUS WARNING!!!!
I don't want to alarm anyone but the coronavirus will soon spread in an irreversible way. The first means of contamination are bank notes, don't touch them. Wear gloves and place all notes in a snap lock bag. Leave them in your letterbox and message me your address...
Went to have my vasectomy today
The doctor asked: "this procedure is irreversible. Have you consulted your wife and kids?" To which I replied: "yes, we voted it up, 19 were pro and only 2 against."
Single people discussing their dating life with married friends is like getting a tramp stamp with a misspelling.
Irreversible, permanent and embarrassing.