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Unpredictable Jokes

What do you call an unpredictable camera?

A loose Canon

Muslim weather is so unpredictable...

It's either Sunni or Shiite.

I have an unpredictable connection with my tap.

It's a hot and cold relationship.

What is the most unstable and unpredictable job in the world?

Casts of Game of Thrones.

The most unpredictable things in my life happened when I was friends with a bunch of mutes

There was no telling what could happen

why do monarchs feel so important?

Because small changes in their initial conditions can lead to large-scale and unpredictable variation in the future state of the system.

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Always introduce the baby to your household pets

"Always introduce the baby to your household pets because they tend to feel jealous and will behave in an unpredictable manner." was a tip I'd read in a parenting book.

"Now that's some pretty shit advice......" I thought as my 3 day old daughter fell straight to the bottom of the fish ta...

I asked a tarot card reader how is the business?

She replied “unpredictable”

I had a joke about pizza, but...

The punch line was simply too unpredictable.

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In a little village in africa everyone is black except the pastor who's white

One day one of the black man becomes a father. It's a beautiful son but there is a problem : the baby is white. So the black man being super pissed goes and see the pastor accusing him to have a relationship with his wife.

The pastor then says :

'You know my son there is a lot of mist...

Why are ships referred to as "she"

A fortune is spent trying to make them look pretty and without a man at the helm, they become an unpredictable death trap.

A man at a job interview

A man walks into an office for a job interview.
The employer asks a few questions to the man,
He finishes and says he has 1 final question "what is your biggest flaw?"
The man immediately replies
"I'm unpredictable!"
The employer gulps and says "really?"

The man has an evil s...

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RE-RE-RE-REMIX - So there was this professional assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet...

*This is a parody because the original is posted almost daily*

So there was this professional assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet

A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, “Are you the guy who charges $10,000 a bullet?”

“Yup”

“What if you miss?”

He lo...

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