How do you say unintended pregnancy in German?

Kinder Surprise.

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My medical Marijuana has an unintended side effect: constipation

My doc told me it's time to shit or get off the pot

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a list of puns!

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

Reporter: “Sir, did you mean to come up with the, now famous, ‘no pun in ten did’ joke?”

“Nope, unintended.”

I accidentally declined an offer

Nope unintended

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I entered ten puns into a pun contest

I was hoping at least one would win, and in fact seven did. The prize was that they would be published in the local paper.

A week after they were published, I was contacted by a huge publisher that said they liked my puns so much that they offered to pay me an advance to write a book of puns!...

The Window Washer

So there was this window washer who was asked if the glass he was washing was opaque and he replied it wasn't clear. His friend sees the remark as funny and asks if he had meant to make a pun and the window washer says, "Nope, unintended"

I told my girlfriend some puns.

No matter how much I wanted them to make her laugh, no pun in ten did.

P.S. You may be asking if I was trying to be cheesy. Nope, unintended.

My friend asked me if I purposely used wordplay in my sentences.

I answered ''Nope. Unintended.''

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Golf genie

In this tall tale reminiscent of the 1001 Arabian Nights, Across the seven Seas and the seven Mountains and the seven Rivers; We find a typical suburban couple playing golf.

The man is teaching his wife to play golf, and she pulls off a very powerful shot, however, in the completely unintende...

Whenever people ask me if that pun I just made was intended...

I reply, "Nope unintended!"

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