Give a man a fish laced with potassium cyanide, and you feed him for a lifetime.
There is a new Mexican cheese on the market called potassium sulfur monoxide...
Or just K-SO, for short.
Did you hear about the racist chemist?
He joined the Potassium Potassium Potassium
How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor?
He dropped the base.
To break the ice before a lab, we were told to tell our assigned groups the chemical element that represents us...
Sally said Helium because she's carefree and doesn't react to much. John said Potassium cause he loves to bring his energy into things and he's not keen on baths. Mary said Iron because she's malleable and likes to support everyone. I said Uranium because I'm dense, unstable, and toxic.
Is the KKK a good source of Potassium?
Yes, because they're all bananas.
Hydrogen asks his parents, Sodium and Potassium if he can go to a party.
First, he asks his mom, Sodium. He knows that she is very strict and she will probably say no.
"Na," she says, exactly what he expects
He decides to ask his dad. He is much less strict, and was in a good mood. Maybe he can let Hydrogen go to the party.
"k," he says
What did the man say when his boss asked him to deal with some potassium?
Potassium would be the worst element to chat with
He (or she) would always reply with "K".
My doctor told me I need more potassium in my diet
And I said K.
My chemistry teacher wrote me a heartfelt chemistry poem: