Oxygen and potassium went for a date and it was OK
After, Oxygen was found cheating on potassium by dating magnesium. That was an OMg moment
What do you call it when sodium and potassium surges the electron transport chain?
A deep nap
Potassium texted Sodium asking to go for coffee
Sodium just said Na.
Potassium replied K.
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. ..
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.
Give a man a fish laced with potassium cyanide, and you feed him for a lifetime.
What do you call a fruit that’s high in potassium and likes disorder?
Want to hear a joke about potassium?
I was gonna tell a joke about sodium but then I was like, Na.
There is a new Mexican cheese on the market called potassium sulfur monoxide...
Or just K-SO, for short.
I was told that the friendship between sodium, potassium, and oxygen was bad.
I said, "Na. Pretty sure it is OK."
How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor?
He dropped the base.
Hydrogen asks his parents, Sodium and Potassium if he can go to a party.
First, he asks his mom, Sodium. He knows that she is very strict and she will probably say no.
"Na," she says, exactly what he expects
He decides to ask his dad. He is much less strict, and was in a good mood. Maybe he can let Hydrogen go to the party.
"k," he says
Did you hear about the racist chemist?
He joined the Potassium Potassium Potassium
To break the ice before a lab, we were told to tell our assigned groups the chemical element that represents us...
Sally said Helium because she's carefree and doesn't react to much. John said Potassium cause he loves to bring his energy into things and he's not keen on baths. Mary said Iron because she's malleable and likes to support everyone. I said Uranium because I'm dense, unstable, and toxic.
Is the KKK a good source of Potassium?
Yes, because they're all bananas.
My favorite elements in the periodical chart are oxygen and potassium.
But most other people just find them O K.
What did the man say when his boss asked him to deal with some potassium?
My chemistry teacher wrote me a heartfelt chemistry poem: