How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor?
He dropped the base.
To break the ice before a lab, we were told to tell our assigned groups the chemical element that represents us...
Sally said Helium because she's carefree and doesn't react to much. John said Potassium cause he loves to bring his energy into things and he's not keen on baths. Mary said Iron because she's malleable and likes to support everyone. I said Uranium because I'm dense, unstable, and toxic.
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. ..
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.
Give a man a fish laced with potassium cyanide, and you feed him for a lifetime.
There is a new Mexican cheese on the market called potassium sulfur monoxide...
Or just K-SO, for short.
Want to hear a joke about potassium?
I was gonna tell a joke about sodium but then I was like, Na.
Hydrogen asks his parents, Sodium and Potassium if he can go to a party.
First, he asks his mom, Sodium. He knows that she is very strict and she will probably say no.
"Na," she says, exactly what he expects
He decides to ask his dad. He is much less strict, and was in a good mood. Maybe he can let Hydrogen go to the party.
"k," he says
Is the KKK a good source of Potassium?
Yes, because they're all bananas.
What do scientists eat for breakfast?
My favorite elements in the periodical chart are oxygen and potassium.
But most other people just find them O K.
What did the man say when his boss asked him to deal with some potassium?
Potassium would be the worst element to chat with
He (or she) would always reply with "K".
Did you hear about the racist chemist?
He joined the Potassium Potassium Potassium
What did the student say after learning all the symbols on the periodic table?
“Fluorine-Uranium-Carbon-Potassium this! Never again!”
An oxygen atom and a potassium atom were involved in a car accident
Fortunately, they came out OK
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She: I’m done with you and your fucking chemistry jokes..
Friend 1 & Friend 2
Friend 1: did you know bananas have potassium
Friend 2: K
What club do racist scientists join?
The Potassium Potassium Potassium.
What is the only word spelled with a single K?
Three atoms, hydrogen, helium, and oxygen walk into a bar.
They go up to the bartender, Germanium, and start to order their drinks, but soon realise they are short on cash.
Hydrogen says to Germanium, "Hey man, we've had a long week, bonding is hard. If we can make you laugh, can we drink for free tonight?"
Germanium thinks about it for a min...
What do you call a cool mushroom?...A fun guy!!!
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
A guy walks into a restaurant, and takes a seat. Acr...
I always feel like I'm wasting a text message whenever I respond with just "K."
Now I write "Potassium" instead.
I tried to ask Google for some good chemistry jokes.
But it just kept returning "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Oxygen Fluorine Fluorine."
Why did the chemist's girlfriend get mad at him?
He kept responding to her texts with "Potassium."
Silver walked up to elements in a bar that was on fire. Silver said "Get out!"
Gold said "Aukay"
Potassium said "K"
Sodium said "Na"
Argon didn't react.
did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together
All I knew, till last week Oxygen was dating Potassium
But they said it was just **OK**
Joke I came up with (needs work)
So there are this brother and sister who live together, Cee and Sofie. Sofie says she has a date tonight, the guy will be over at 8 and that Cee will have to let him in while she gets all pampered up.
So later that evening, there is a knock at the door and Sofie shouts out from upstairs ...
A great chemistry
Once oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK. Then oxygen went on with magnesium. They were OMg. Then oxygen decided to ask out nitrogen, but NO
I wanted to tell you a great chemistry joke, but Na.