I asked if he wanted to hear a Potassium joke

He said K

I asked my wife, “Did you know there’s a fruit you can eat that provides your daily requirement of potassium?”

My wife: That’s bananas.

Me : I know. I couldn’t believe it either.

Doctor: Our tests show you have no magnesium or potassium in your body.

Patient: 0MG, 0K

I have a friend whose favorite element is potassium.

I personally think it's "just 'K."

TIL a Goose's beak is composed of 4 elements: Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen, and Potassium.

HONK

The alligator was low on potassium

So I ran to the gatorade

which TV/movie character can use the power of the force and the power of potassium?

Bananakin Skywalker!

A guy goes up to a Mexican and asks if he knew what the symbol for potassium was

“¿Que?”

I got my test results back. Turns out I was dangerously low on magnesium and potassium.

0MG 0K.

Did you hear about the scientist who devoted his life to researching how to create potassium out of thin air?

Some could say... >!he’d gone bananas!<

I knew a chemist who survived solely on oxygen and potassium.

When I asked him what he felt like, he said OK.

My buddy told me a joke about oxygen and potassium

It was O K

Oxygen and potassium went on a date...

...it went ok.

Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

The other chemicals were like 'omg'!

Two noble gases went on a date.

There was no reaction.

Two protons went on a date.

There was no attraction.

Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.

They felt...

TIL "saltpeter" is a casual term for potassium nitrate.

The more you KNO...

A student asked his teacher if it was dangerous to mix oxygen and potassium...

The teacher said it was OK.

Potassium and Oxygen hooked up

It would have been OK, if Potassium hadn't come first.

Bonus: Oxygen, Hydrogen, and Carbon always wear their best suits when they get together. They're a formyl group.

Recently, monkeys escaped from an animal testing lab and broke into the adjacent chemistry lab. Some ingested potassium metal and exploded.

There were Rhesus pieces everywhere.

An Oxygen molecule go sees a doctor

"Doc, Im suffering from terrible cramps" says the Oxygen Molecule.

"That's an easy fix," says the doctor, "Just eat some Potassium and you'll be OK!"

My dad said there'd been an explosion at the potassium factory.

K boomer.

If bananas have potassium...

Does that mean potatoes have banassium?

Many years ago, St. Peter introduced some antimony trisulfide and potassium chlorate to a small stick of wood.

It was a match made in heaven.

Did you hear about the racist chemist?

He joined the Potassium Potassium Potassium

I was hungry and low on potassium, He needed a device to help him weigh things, it seemed like a fair trade...

Banana for scale

Potassium texted Sodium asking to go for coffee

Sodium just said Na.

Potassium replied K.

Doctor: You appear to have potassium poisoning.

Mario: But I've avoided bananas my whole life!

Oxygen and potassium went for a date and it was OK

After, Oxygen was found cheating on potassium by dating magnesium. That was an OMg moment

What do you call a fruit that’s high in potassium and likes disorder?

A bananachist.

Want to hear a joke about potassium?

K.

I was gonna tell a joke about sodium but then I was like, Na.

I was told that the friendship between sodium, potassium, and oxygen was bad.

I said, "Na. Pretty sure it is OK."

How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor?

He dropped the base.

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This should be a standard response to chemistry jokes

Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium

Yttrium Oxygen Uranium

Arsenic Sulphur Tungsten Iodine Phosphorus Einsteinium

:)

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. ..

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.

Give a man a fish laced with potassium cyanide, and you feed him for a lifetime.

There is a new Mexican cheese on the market called potassium sulfur monoxide...

Or just K-SO, for short.

Hydrogen asks his parents, Sodium and Potassium if he can go to a party.

First, he asks his mom, Sodium. He knows that she is very strict and she will probably say no.

"Na," she says, exactly what he expects

He decides to ask his dad. He is much less strict, and was in a good mood. Maybe he can let Hydrogen go to the party.

"k," he says

To break the ice before a lab, we were told to tell our assigned groups the chemical element that represents us...

Sally said Helium because she's carefree and doesn't react to much. John said Potassium cause he loves to bring his energy into things and he's not keen on baths. Mary said Iron because she's malleable and likes to support everyone.
I said Uranium because I'm dense, unstable, and toxic.

What did the man say when his boss asked him to deal with some potassium?

K.

Potassium would be the worst element to chat with

He (or she) would always reply with "K".

What did the student say after learning all the symbols on the periodic table?

“Fluorine-Uranium-Carbon-Potassium this! Never again!”

Is the KKK a good source of Potassium?

Yes, because they're all bananas.

An oxygen atom and a potassium atom were involved in a car accident

Fortunately, they came out OK

My favorite elements in the periodical chart are oxygen and potassium.

But most other people just find them O K.

My chemistry teacher wrote me a heartfelt chemistry poem:

Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium.

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She: I’m done with you and your fucking chemistry jokes..

Me: Potassium

Friend 1 & Friend 2

Friend 1: did you know bananas have potassium

Friend 2: K

What club do racist scientists join?

The Potassium Potassium Potassium.

What do scientists eat for breakfast?

Special Potassium

Three atoms, hydrogen, helium, and oxygen walk into a bar.

They go up to the bartender, Germanium, and start to order their drinks, but soon realise they are short on cash.

Hydrogen says to Germanium, "Hey man, we've had a long week, bonding is hard. If we can make you laugh, can we drink for free tonight?"

Germanium thinks about it for a min...

Gentlemen...BEHOLD! Puns.

What do you call a cool mushroom?...A fun guy!!!

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

A guy walks into a restaurant, and takes a seat. Acr...

Joke I came up with (needs work)

So there are this brother and sister who live together, Cee and Sofie. Sofie says she has a date tonight, the guy will be over at 8 and that Cee will have to let him in while she gets all pampered up.


So later that evening, there is a knock at the door and Sofie shouts out from upstairs ...

I always feel like I'm wasting a text message whenever I respond with just "K."

Now I write "Potassium" instead.

I tried to ask Google for some good chemistry jokes.

But it just kept returning "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Oxygen Fluorine Fluorine."

Why did the chemist's girlfriend get mad at him?

He kept responding to her texts with "Potassium."

did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together

**OMg**

All I knew, till last week Oxygen was dating Potassium

But they said it was just **OK**

Silver walked up to elements in a bar that was on fire. Silver said "Get out!"

Gold said "Aukay"

Potassium said "K"

Sodium said "Na"

Argon didn't react.

The way I see it, the March for Science has really turned out to be more of a parade for science puns than an actual protest.

And I'm totally Oxygen-Potassium with that.

A great chemistry

Once oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK.
Then oxygen went on with magnesium. They were OMg.
Then oxygen decided to ask out nitrogen, but NO

I wanted to tell you a great chemistry joke, but Na.

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