What does a chemist say when his cat jumps into a pile of sand?
"Oh, you silicate"
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Hey girl, are you magnesium iron silicate hydroxide?
Because you'll be cummingtonite
A professional glass blower
A professional glass blower was training up a new team. They kept giving him the poorest quality silicates which resulted in some very cloudy pieces. So he got them all together and said, "I just need to make something perfectly clear".