If H20 is water and H202 is Hydrogen Peroxide, what is H204?
Hydrogen peroxide except it's funny
Two chemists walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you?" The first chemist responds, "I'd like some H2O." The second chemists says, "I'd like some H2 — wait, we aren't at work, why'd you say it like that? I'd like some water too, please." The first chemist mutters to himself,...
A man brought his chemist friend to the bar for a drink with the other friends. When asked what he wanted, the chemist decided that since she's the designated driver, she'll order water. "I'll have some H20, please!" the chemist said, with the man replying "I'll have some H20 too!"
The man died of ingesting hydrogen peroxide.
Two scientists walk into a bar.
"I'll have your finest aged H2O2.", says the first.
"I'll have the same H2O2, too.", says the second.
The bartender served them both water because he paid attention in chemistry class and understood the decomposition process of hydrogen peroxide.
A woman and her best friend go to a restaurant next to the local College for Chemistry...
...The waiter, who happened to be working his way through school at this restaurant, sauntered up to the table and asked the first lady "May I bring you something to drink?"
The first lady said "Oh, I'll just have some H2O". The waiter turns to the second lady and looks at her "And you ma'am?...
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A scientist turns up a bottle then immediately spits the contents across the room.
You said that was water! It tastes like fucking peroxide!
You asked what I was drinking I said H^(2)O. Then you asked what was in that bottle and I said ," That's H^(2)O^(2)'
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
A chemist went to see a doctor
"Doctor, I don't feel thirst and keep finding myself always dehydrated". "Drink 8 glasses of fluid a day as a guideline" adviced the doctor.
"Can I count in fruit juice?" asked the man. "Since they do contain a bit of sugar, don't forget to supplement the fluid intake with H20 too" replied th...
My ex-girlfriend and I still have a lot of chemistry between us.
Admittedly, it's the kind you get between acetone and hydrogen peroxide...
A chemist and his friend go to lunch. When asked what they want to drink,the chemist says, "I'll have some H2O." His friend says "I'll have some H2O too"
When they get their drinks, they both are fine because the waiter is a sensible person who is able to distinguish the difference between the chemical compound H2O2, hydrogen peroxide, and asking to have water, like his friend.