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What language do metallic fruits periodically speak?

Manganese.

Which chemical element could be someones comic book fetish?

Manganese.

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Barium astatine manganese!

What's a weeb's favorite element on the periodic table?

Manganese

It turns out scientists have found a cure for weeaboos. It was a nutrition problem all along!

Too much manganese.
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