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Chloride Jokes

Someone just threw Potassium Chloride at me.

That’s a salt.

A man ran up to a stranger and threw a handful of sodium chloride at them.

They got angry and said "Hey, that's assault".

Did you hear Sodium attacked Chloride

Yeah, it was assault

A stranger attacked me with 1 triple A energizer and sodium chloride.

I guess you could say I'm a victim of a salt and battery

Why shouldn’t you throw sodium chloride at people?

Because it’s assalt!

I heard Sodium Chloride was charged with a felony!

Yes, it was a salt!

Is it a crime to put sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?

"Is it a crime to put sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?"

"Yes, that's assault."

"I know it's a salt but is it a crime?"

A man walks to a woman and asks…

“Excuse me ma’am but could I offer you a bit of sodium chloride?”
To which the woman replies,
“Get away from me, that’s a salt!”

After I fell down and cut my knee, a friend said I should use a sodium chloride solution to make it heal faster

It was really rubbing salt in the wound

I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but NA. I usually follow it up with a joke about chloride

But it makes people salty.

Sodium Chloride and Sulphuric Acid were in jail

Turns out they were in for assault and battery

Did you hear about that lorry driver that got pulled over and taken to jail for the white powder in the trailer?

It turned out to be sodium chloride, poor driver got arrested for a-salt.

what do you call sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing utensil from out the sea

a salt with a deadly wetpen

*hides*

Some guy threw Sodium Chloride at me...

I reckoned, "Na, it's Cl", but my friends keep insisting it's a salt.

What charges can you expect when you mix sodium chloride and lithium ion?

A salt and battery charges.

I got accused of stealing Sodium Chloride today.

I took it with a Grain of Salt.

wanna hear a big brain joke?

Argon Chloride

A scientist built a robot but unbeknownst to him, the battery was damaged.

The only way to fix the battery was to sprinkle it with sodium chloride. Some chemical reaction with the combination of battery acid and sodium chloride caused the robot to act highly irrationally and attack the scientist, at which point the robot had to be detained by police.

The robot was c...

Science jokes

Man: Help!

Officer: What is the problem?

Man: He's throwing sodium chloride at me!

Officer: Why does that provoke a shout for help?

Man: Because it's a salt!!!!

“THERE’S ASSAULT ON THE BASE!“

Screamed the guy who put Sodium Chloride on soap.

A police officer is doing his patrol when he sees two men arguing.

He goes to approach, when suddenly it gets physical. The first man throws a packet of sodium chloride at the second, and the second responds by throwing a bunch of 9 volts at the first.

The officer arrests them for a salt and battery.

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A police officer on a bike route sees 2 men arguing.

The officer slows down to observe, and to see if the argument would become violent. The 2 men are bitter, and get louder by the minute. Suddenly, they both reach into their pockets. The first man pulls out some sodium chloride and throws it at the second man, while the second man get a 9 volt and 2 ...

Did you hear about the guy who got pulled over?

The cops received a warrant and were able to search his car and they opened the glove box and ended up finding sodium chloride and a nine volt...

He got charged with assault and battery

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