Judge, is it a crime to throw sodium chloride at someone's eyes?
"Yes that's assault"
"I know it's a salt but is it a crime?"
My chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride and Lithium ions at me
That’s a salt and battery
I had to call the police on my chemist teacher who spilled sodium chloride on me.
That's a salt.
After I fell down and cut my knee, a friend said I should use a sodium chloride solution to make it heal faster
It was really rubbing salt in the wound
Sodium Chloride and Sulphuric Acid were arrested.
They were taken in for assault and battery.
Some guy threw Sodium Chloride at me...
I reckoned, "Na, it's Cl", but my friends keep insisting it's a salt.
what do you call sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing utensil from out the sea
a salt with a deadly wetpen
I got accused of stealing Sodium Chloride today.
I took it with a Grain of Salt.
what did the Copper say to the sodium chloride couple?
I'm taking you in for a salt
Officer: What is the problem?
Man: He's throwing sodium chloride at me!
Officer: Why does that provoke a shout for help?
Man: Because it's a salt!!!!
A police officer is doing his patrol when he sees two men arguing.
He goes to approach, when suddenly it gets physical. The first man throws a packet of sodium chloride at the second, and the second responds by throwing a bunch of 9 volts at the first.
The officer arrests them for a salt and battery.
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A police officer on a bike route sees 2 men arguing.
The officer slows down to observe, and to see if the argument would become violent. The 2 men are bitter, and get louder by the minute. Suddenly, they both reach into their pockets. The first man pulls out some sodium chloride and throws it at the second man, while the second man get a 9 volt and 2 ...
Did you hear about the guy who got pulled over?
The cops received a warrant and were able to search his car and they opened the glove box and ended up finding sodium chloride and a nine volt...
He got charged with assault and battery