A bunch of cations walk into a bar that is notorious for only serving anions.
This precipitated many a salts and batteries.
What is negatively charged and will make you cry if you cut it in half?
Some (eye-rolling) Chemistry Pick-up Lines for the Valentine's season
* Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you. * You're my Lithium. * Are you an anion? Because I'm positive we're meant to be together. * My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you're close to me. * Are you Fluorine? Because i can't seem to get myself ...
What do you get when you add electrons to an atom?