I used to know everything there was to know about metal oxidation...

... but now I’m a bit rusty

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Some engineers were arguing about God.

One says, "God was clearly a mechanical engineer. Just look at the structure of the bones, how they're shaped to carry their loads without wasted weight, how the joints interlock to give free movement, how the muscles are optimally placed as actuators with the best leverage."

The second repli...

One day there was a fire in a wastebasket in the office of the Dean of Sciences. In rushed a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician.

The physicist immediately starts to work on how much energy would have to be removed from the fire to stop the combustion.
The chemist works on which reagent would have to be added to the fire to prevent oxidation.
While they are doing this, the statistician is setting fires to all the other...

Nelson Mandela was playing golf with Gobrevich Kimler.

They both teed off on the first hole, a 420 yard par 4 with trees on the right and bunkers on both sides. There were also trees on the left, and bunkers in the middle. Mandela used his driver and shot it 250 meters straight down the middle of the fairway, hopping over all the bunkers.

"Excell...

You know what really grinds my gears?

Oxidation

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