What sound do porcupines make when they kiss??

"Ouch!"

What’s the difference between a porcupine and a bmw?

Porcupines have the pricks on the outside

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How do porcupines have sex?

Very carefully.

Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines?

They're painful to look at.

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

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