What’s the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
I hate porcupines
They’re just a bunch of pricks.
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How do porcupines have sex?
Very carefully.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss??
"Ouch!"
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines?
They're painful to look at.
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Back in the late 1800's when bananas first started gaining popularity in the United States, banana groves weren't the safest of places. There were monkeys pooping all over, porcupines, venomous spiders and snakes in the groves. This caused problems not just for the pickers, but for consumers as well
Anyway Americans started demanding that their bananas be inspected before being imported, so the banana companies started placing stickers on bunches of bananas to indicate they were safe to eat. Of course the banana companies were still cutting corners. The groves still had monkeys, porcupines, sna...
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