Quill Jokes - 11 Hilarious Quill Jokes

Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?

Because pencils confused him.

2B or not 2B? That is the question.

I took my kid to the pet store, and he wanted to get a porcupine who had lost all its quills.

I said, “That seems pointless.”

Shakespeare never actually used a quill to write his work, he used a pen because

It could write in i-am-bic pen-tameter

What's the difference between a quilled mammal and your "practice tree?"

One's a porcupine, the other's a pine you pork.

What do Donald Trump and young Peter Quill have in common?

They both have tiny hands!

Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen.

In fact, you could say that there is still no e-quill.

A young couple dies in a car wreck on the way to their wedding.

They arrive in heaven where they are welcomed by Saint Peter. Before they are admitted to heaven they ask if they can get married in heaven.

Peter scratches his chin. “Hmm, I’m not sure. Let me find out.” He goes into heaven to find someone who might know.

Well he’s gone for a very lon...

[NSFW] The average length is 2 to 3 inches, while the African species can grow to over 11 inches.

Porcupine quills really are fascinating

What did the suicidal porcupine do?

It quilled itself

My fiance, feeling a bit under the weather, just blurted out this knee-slapper at 3AM...

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

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The reel, the ink, and the booze

There was a company that sold a great variety of fishing equipment and supplies. One of their new products was a rod to be used out at sea, with a special reel mechanism to catch larger fish. Now, there was a new employee who was in charge of printing buyers' names onto the reel by hand and with a q...

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