Popper Jokes

and Ice-T says “we found deviled eggs and jalapeno poppers in the victim’s anal cavity”

Last night while she was fast asleep, i gently removed her tampax & replaced it with a party popper leaving the string hanging out,

I m telling u! This woman got no fucking sense of humor at all, smh.

I started dating this girl with a really weird fetish -- she's got a very nice pair of knockers, and she loves having it smacked loudly. She really gets off from the pain and from the really loud POP sound that the slap of skin-on-skin can make. Recently, she's been getting more kinky about it, and ... read more

Ol John loved to fart. Perhaps what he loved most was that it pissed off his wife Nellie when he farted in bed early in the morning to wake her up, always in her direction. He would hold it back and build all the pressure he could stand, then let it fly, making all the noise he could. One day the wi... read more