Pocketed Jokes - 3 Hilarious Pocketed Jokes

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed

How could anyone stoop so low?

Verne Troyer was pick-pocketed on a recent trip to New York.

I can't believe someone would stoop that low.

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When I was out today, I saw a phone on the table outside a coffee shop that had been left there, so I pocketed it. It started to ring....

I took it out of my pocket and the caller I.D. said 'Mom'.

I put it back on the table and slowly backed away.

How the fuck did she know I was up to no good?

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