I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar
So I went up to him and gave him a dollar. He happily pocketed the dollar and said “you see that white cat over there, how many teeth does it have?”
So I said “ I don’t know….”
He said “ how many hairs does it have?”
I again replied saying I didn’t know.
He then said to...
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed
How could anyone stoop so low?
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When I was out today, I saw a phone on the table outside a coffee shop that had been left there, so I pocketed it. It started to ring....
I took it out of my pocket and the caller I.D. said 'Mom'.
I put it back on the table and slowly backed away.
How the fuck did she know I was up to no good?
TIFU - I made a bad decision and now I can't get my laptop fixed.
FYI This is a story from last year, not today.
So I had a laptop that was playing up. The screen kept going all janky. One day there was a popping noise and a smell of burning plastic, so I thought that was enough and I contacted the service department.
I found out they had an office...
Verne Troyer was pick-pocketed on a recent trip to New York.
I can't believe someone would stoop that low.