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Pick Pocket Jokes

What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom.

A pick pocket snatches watches.

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed

How could anyone stoop so low?

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Warning about pick pockets

At the local supermarket, two young women are standing at the parking lot exit, asking for a lift.

Shortly after leaving the parking lot, they will start undressing each other and making out, before one of them offers to give you a blow job, while the other steals your wallet.

It happe...

A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes

A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, "Sir, you are hereby fined $100." The lawyer stood up and said, "Thanks, your honor, however my client only has $75 on him at this time, but if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd..."

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