Pimps Jokes - 14 Hilarious Pimps Jokes

Why do we call them pimps?

We COULD have called them hooker bookers.

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Gassy pimps don't fart.

They have prosti-toots.

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What do pimps and rednecks have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

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Why do pimps make good gardeners

Because they are used to garden hose

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What do pimps and farmers have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

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Converting pimps to socialism is proving difficult

Maybe I shouldn't have told them they have nothing to lose but their chains

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What do pirates and pimps both have in common....

...they both say "yo ho" and plunder the bootie!

Compliments of my gf :)

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Why do pimps like shopping at Costco?

They can buy everything hoesale.

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KFC and pimps are similar.

They both sell breasts and thighs.

What kind of math do pimps use?[OC]

Trickonometry.

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Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp

Santa stopped after his 3rd hoe

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For pimps, prostitution must be alot like using pawn pieces in chess...

They use them to do their dirty work, in promise that he'll one day make her into a queen.

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So there was a mother of three boys, who wanted to grow up to be pimps........

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.....They were always getting into trouble at school, cursing and swearing, and generally terrible boys. So the mother decided to spend some quality time with them one morning, by making them breakfast.

She calls the boys downstairs for breakfast and they sit at the table. Moth...

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