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A guy goes to visit his favorite dominatrix.

He puts his money on the bedside table and says “I’ve been bad, mistress. I need to be punished.”

She makes him strip and bend over as she whips his quivering bottom.
Next she makes him crawl into bed and ties him securely to the bedposts.

She runs her whip over his flesh and, as he...

What do you call a potato dominatrix?

A Mashochist.

Why does a dominatrix make the best mod?

Because they can whip any sub into shape.

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A dominatrix was trying to improve her PR so she changed her name to Harm

One day she was getting a medical check-up and she realized she would have trouble paying her doctor. Being a sex worker, she tried to see if there was an alternative way to pay.

“Doctor, isn’t there something we can figure out?”

“I see where this is going and I appreciate the sentim...

My wife said she'd like to try dominatrix.

Beats me.

TIL you can lose your job as a dominatrix by whipping the wrong guy.

Whoops, wrong sub.

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My girlfriend is a dominatrix.

She wanted to try anal but I couldn’t say no, my hands were tied.

My first day as a dominatrix I walked into another dom's chambers

Oops, wrong sub.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I just emailed in my application form for a dominatrix club..." he tells the bartender.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I just emailed in my application form for a dominatrix club..." he tells the bartender. "What happened?" the bartender asks. "I got an instant reply thanking me for my submission."

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A dominatrix walks down the hallway of her brothel...

...into one of the many rooms. Inside, there's a man blindfolded, handcuffed, and chained to the floor. She walks up and slaps him as hard as she can and says, "Who's my little bitch?"

The man screams and yells, "What the fuck are doing?"

The mistress was confused, she'd been prepped f...

Guys, I just met the hottest woman. She’s a Russian dominatrix.

Her name is Ivana Stepanyadick.

Im a dominatrix with a side business in toys

I sell pro-pain, and pro-pain accessories

Guess what the dominatrix said to the masochist.

You'll kick yourself when I tell you...

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Jimmy goes to see a dominatrix...

Jimmy goes to see a dominatrix that all his buddies keep recommending.

He nervously tells her, "All my friends said I should ask you for a 'Classic Vlasic Ass-Lick'. But they wouldn't tell me anything else. What is it exactly?"

She explains, "Well, first I'm going to strip you naked a...

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My girlfriend is off out to buy a dominatrix outfit on Saturday.

Although she prefers to call it a wedding dress.

What do you get when you cross some holy water with a dominatrix?

Beats the hell out of me!

I met a furry dominatrix with an amazing sound system

You wouldn't believe how many sub woofers she has.

Why do dominatrixes get so much beauty rest

They just love to hit the sack

My dominatrix is busy training a new assistant...

I guess she's showing her the ropes.

What does a dominatrix and Indiana Jones have in common?

They both ride on top of subs.

What do Rick Ross and a dominatrix have in common?

They're both interested in whips and chains.

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[NSFW]: A woman walks into a bar ...

A woman walks into a bar and appears to be depressed. Alone, she begins drinking heavily. A man walks into the bar soon after with the same expression on his face and sits a few stools down from her while also beginning to drink heavily. Eventually, the woman slides down and asks him what's wrong....

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Kinky Stuff...

So a guy walks into a bar with a really long face looking very dejected and sits at the bar and orders a drink. A while later a woman walks in also looking very down, sits a couple stools over from him and orders a drink.

Eventually they start chatting and she asks him,"Why the long face?"...

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