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What do a chiropractor, a comedian, and a druggie all have in common?

They all try their best to crack you up!





(i posted this to a different joke sub a few hours ago... first time poster, hope i'm following community guidelines)

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Saw 2 druggies having 69 in the park.

He was on crack, she was on blow.

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Druggie

Lil Miss Druggie,

Sat in a buggy,

Smoking an ounce of weed,

Along came a spider,

Skinned up beside her,

And sold her a kilo of speed.

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I am over 18

People think the the local druggie is an asshole.

They keep telling him "You're a dick, Ted."

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How do you know all ducks are druggies?

They're addicted to quack.

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What did the druggie scientist say when he got high on Helium?

He He

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