Lil Miss Druggie,

Sat in a buggy,

Smoking an ounce of weed,

Along came a spider,

Skinned up beside her,

And sold her a kilo of speed.

Saw two druggies having a '69' in the park earlier today...

He was on crack, she was on blow...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

People think the the local druggie is an asshole.

They keep telling him "You're a dick, Ted."

How do you know all ducks are druggies?

They're addicted to quack.

What did the druggie scientist say when he got high on Helium?

He He

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.