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How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers ...

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I was on PornHub the other day and there was an ad that read: 'free asian asshole pics'.

When I clicked on it it was just a picture of Xi Jinping.

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics!

Why couldn't Anakin Skywalker upload his pics to email them to Padme?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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When I was young my mom grounded me for having a file on pc with the name "boobies pics"

I never understood why bird watching was wrong

Be careful today when searching "Giant Black Hole Pics"

All I keep getting are scientific articles.

Bought a new camera today…

and wanted to test it out. I was looking for a good subject and found a salon where a guy was cutting a woman’s hair. I went in and asked him if I could take some pictures. He said she wanted a rainbow look, and it would be great to get some before and after pics to capture the coloring process.
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Recently applied to a job as a back-end developer and they asked for some samples of my work.

For some reason, they were not pleased with the album of ass-pics from my previous clients.

How do ships flirt online?

They send deck pics.

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I am doing a bra giveaway.

Send me pics of your boobs and I'll see if I have something that fits you.

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I have been sending pictures of my buddy Richard to random people,

So far no one has responded to my unsolicited Dick Pics. I don't even get what the fun is supposed to be about sending these.

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Her profile said she wants a guy that makes her laugh

Unfortunately, she also said "no dick pics" so there goes that

Tried to snap pics of a ghost with my phone but they came out dark

The spirit was willing but the flash was weak

My friend is an obsessed acarologist.

I'm so tired of his unsolicited tick pics.

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I met a very unnatractive girl recently and she likes to send pics

It goes without saying that I'm going to have to be the bearer of bad nudes.

I was once in a group project with a girl who did nothing but send feet pics

That was her sole contribution

Trying not to take a risk, I told our cleaner to only come back to work after she's had her Vaccine done.....

Net day she sent me pics of her arms and legs..... completely hairless!!

Booty pics and golf are surprisingly similar, in that

A hole in one is both rare and satisfying.

Hot Shower Pics

I was trying to take a picture of myself in the shower but I couldn't get a good one. The pictures kept coming out blurry.

I guess I have selfie steam issues.

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NSFW I was selling my dick pics online until people got angry.

Apparently people don't like microtransactions.

Why do cats have nine lives?

Because God knew that one lifetime was not enough time to produce enough cute cat pics.

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Sending dick pics is for amateurs...

Real men get out there and disappoint women in real life.

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Your penis is so small..

That when you put it in a girl her immune system tries to fight it.

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Some guy posted sexy pics of their girlfriend on r/memes

certified bra moment

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Why do guys ALWAYS send dick pics?

Because they think the camera adds ten pounds.

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One night, Wonder Woman sent some nude pics but one failed to impress...

...she didn't turn on the flash...

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The Nigerian king

Agnes, a middle-aged New York widow is feeling very lonely one day, so she decides to bite the bullet and try internet dating. Her initial attempts don't go very well, as most of the contact she receives varies from dick pics to guys asking for nudes. She's about to give up when one day she's contac...

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I just got an e-mail saying "On the occasion of Prophet Muhammad's (PBUH) birthday, please be advised that xxx office will be closed on Thursday,29th October 2020.."

So tempted to reply "Pics or it didn't happen".

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What's another name for dick pics?

Junk mail!

Blonde is pulled over by a blonde cop..

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she fi...

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Accidental dick pics can happen

I once accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book.

It was embarrassing and cost a fortune in stamps.

Finally figured out why i look so bad in pics .

It's my face.

Front page: “I’m making desks for the children in my area doing long distance learning”

r/pics: “I’m also making desks for children in my area doing long distance learning”

r/nosleep: “I’m also making desks out of children in my area doing long distance learning”

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Superman's flying around.... (comment from r/pics)

Superman's flying around metropolis and he's horny as hell. He's checking out the rooftops and all of a sudden he sees Wonder Woman sunning herself on the roof of the Justice League. I mean she is lying there buck naked and spread eagle. Looks like she wants to get fucked right? So Superman starts t...

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I send *so* many dick pics

My urologist should not have given me his number.

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