That electronic musician is so promiscious...

...he puts the MIDI in chlamydia.

How does a Jedi wash their clothing?

With midi-chlorine bleach.

How was the sound quality of Shrek's musical keyboard?

Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre

Vacancy announcements these days

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- Work experience of 50 years or more;
- Incumbent must defeat a dragon;
- Willingness to work on weekends and holidays;
- Helicopter piloting licence;
- Ability to programme in any language imaginable;
- Knowledge of Swahili at least at uppеr intеrmеdi...

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