Midi Jokes

...he puts the MIDI in chlamydia.

With midi-chlorine bleach.

Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre

A **MIDI**-val file.

So my big plan is to one day create a huge political scandal.

The main piece of evidence will be encoded on a layered MIDI file that has to be discovered, decoded, and played at just the right frequency.

Then I can laugh maniacly while I sit and watch all the news stories about MIDIgat... read more

I went to see my doctor to have some blood tests. I've always been wanting to get this one test done, but it's really uncommon, so I made sure to ask my doctor for it as politely as possible. However, when I asked him to test my Midi-chlorian count, he said: "you're gonna have to force me to". Kinda... read more

Required qualifications:

- Work experience of 50 years or more;
- Incumbent must defeat a dragon;
- Willingness to work on weekends and holidays;
- Helicopter piloting licence;
- Ability to programme in any language imaginable;
- Knowledge of Swahili at least at uppеr intеrmеdi... read more