What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?
The ¿Qué Qué Qué?
A Spanish speaking man walks into a clothing store looking to buy some socks
He found his way to the menswear department where a sales clerk offered to help him.
"Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the sales clerk.
"No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Wel...
They thought ESPN was very good in Spanish speaking countries
So now they just call it EsBein.
What did the Spanish speaking guest say as he left Ikea with his new chair?
Silla later.
I always make sure to say "muchas" near my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
My name is Brett but my Spanish speaking friends call me
Pan.
Spanish speaking rappers are so vain.
They always talk about themselves: yo yo yo.
What does a Spanish speaking person say when you ask him what is in his container full of snails?
Es Cargo!
Did you hear about the Spanish speaking magician?
He said “for my next trick, I will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos -” but then he vanished without a tres.
If a guy lives in a Spanish speaking country.
And has last name is Rita. He would be Señor Rita.
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What do you call a Mexican women with three boobs?
Tres Leches
A man was going for a holiday to Acapulco, Mexico...
But since he does not speak any Spanish, he is a bit worried if he will be alright.
He talks to an old friend about his worries and the friend tells him "Don't worry! Spanish is not so hard to speak. Many words are similar to english, so if you just speak slowly enough, I'm sure they will und...
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