A young aristocratic woman pulls up to a large New York bank in her Rolls Royce.
She parks in front of the bank and goes inside where she is greeted by a banker.
"Hi, Sir. I would like to take out a loan using my Rolls Royce as collateral" the woman says to the banker.
"Yes ma'am. How much money will you need to borrow?" he asks.
"$500.00 please" says the ...
Before John was a traveling salesmen
Before John was a traveling salesman he worked door to door on foot. He actually came from an upper middle class family but had a healthy work ethic and a humble yet dull nature from aristocratic inbreeding a few generations back..
It was his birthday and his eccentric mother had told John he...