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Patriarchal Jokes

What do you call a gullible patriarchal figure from the Avatar movie?

A Fleeced Na'Vi Dad.

No one knowingly joins a patriarchal society.

They get grandfathered in.

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What do you call a patriarchal authoritarian society?

A dicktatorship

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At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a bench.

Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment.

He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculatio...

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I had an argument with my friend. She thinks the reason we men make so many more sexist remarks about women than the other way around is because in our patriarchal society men need to claim their superiority to women all the time.

I think it is because we are just better at it.

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