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The armed grenade was under a pile of chick peas, tahini and olive oil.

Captain Smith threw himself on top of it to save his men from the inevitable explosion.

His medal for bravery was awarded post-hummusly

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What do you call a person who's sexually attracted to chic peas and tahini?

A hummus-sexual

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How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?

A tahini bit.

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