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Passwords Jokes

Bloody Passwords

PASSWORD PROBLEMS:

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage


WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage



WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
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a scammer called my grandma and said he had all her passwords

she got a pen and paper and said 'thank god for that, what are they'

I kept forgetting my passwords until someone told me to use 1Password!

That's a much easier password to remember.

Enter password: ‘snowflake’

Confirm password: ‘snowflake’

Error, your passwords are not alike

I like my passwords like my girlfriends:

change them every 6 months, never share them and make sure my wife doesn't know any of them

Passwords NSFW

"Sorry, your password has been in use for 90 days and has expired - you must register a new one."

roses

"Sorry, too few characters."

pretty roses

"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."

1 pretty rose

"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces." ...

I changed all my passwords to “Kenny”

Now I have all Kenny Logins.

All my passwords are protected

by amnesia.

What do passwords and teenagers have in common?

They are both insecure.

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I changed all my passwords to Bigtitties

I've mammerized all of them

Thinking of changing my passwords to Covid 19...

Because no one is capable of solving it!

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I’m going to make all of my passwords “fuck you”

That way, I can set the password hint as “fuck you” and no one would suspect a thing.

I’m retiring my favorite password: $nowWhite&T#e7Dwarves|

Security experts are recommending longer passwords, but mine was only eight characters.

Apple announced face recognition passwords

If your face was a password it would be password

Normal people use their children’s names to set their email passwords.

Elon Musk uses his email password to name his baby.

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