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I am selling my username.

It’s just under a buck.

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My friends username

Was ßilly ßadass.

I thought it made him look silly and sad.

And yes, I know this joke is groß.

How can I change my Reddit username?

I'm finally off the cakepops!

/u/username hates the hotel he is staying in and starts packing his stuff.

Username checks out.

I saw a Slav who had a fitting username

I told them their username czechs out

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How did you come up with your reddit username?

I made mine when I stopped giving a shit

Why did Death come to r/jokes looking for a redditor with the username Oast?

Like everyone here on r/jokes, he came to reap Oast.

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My friend always gets discriminated because his username ends with 88

Stay strong, u/KillTheJews88

Username walks into a hotel...

And asks for a room. A few days later he leaves.

I guess you could say,

Username checks out.

I’ll never get laid with this username because..

I’ll always scare the chicks away....

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I made a username called "My Dick" on a website.

The website said that it wasn't long enough.

Liam Neeson's first choice of username was taken

His second choice was taken too

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I thought this was relevant considering my username... Pretty funny joke :)

Guy walks in a bar, sits and gets a beer. He sees a jar filled with 5$ behind the bar. The barman explains the client needs to put 5$ in the jar to know what it's about. The client pays up, the bartender explains the client will get all the money if he can do 3 things successfully. 1-Drink a shot of...

Soon, usernames will be passed in families as a legacy

"Son, there's something i want you to have.., it's my username"
"Oh jees, thanks dad ! "
"You're welcome son, euh i mean SirSpankALot"

Hacker sent me an email that he has hacked into my computer.

I said "prove it" and he sent me the username and password of my email, bank and social media accounts.

I replied "Thank you, that was the easiest Forgot Password process I have ever come across".

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I zipped up my jeans and got my penis caught in the zipper. I painfully shouted out.....

"Username checks out"

I tried to register under the username "v1rg1nity"...

...but it's already taken.

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[NSFW] I took a girl back to my place last night...

...as I was fucking her on my bed, I pulled out a bottle of lube and said, "Do you mind if I put it up your arse?"

She looked at me and said. "Is it going to hurt?"

I said, "Probably, it's a big bottle."


[EDIT]: My top post ever is about sadism! Damn I love Red...

A redditor with the username wouldeye started a sub-reddit. Take a wild guess what it's about.

Check out [this new sub-reddit](http://www.reddit.com/r/cleftlip/). Make note of who created it.

If you don't get it, read [this joke](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fmr1a/michael_is_very_shy_and_has_low_selfesteem/), submitted by skubasteve81.

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