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A UNIX Salesperson

A unix salesperson named Lenore

Loved her job, but loved the beach more.

She devised such a way

to combine work and play:

She sells C-shells by the seashore
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Why did the Satanist Unix Cult never perform executions ?

Because the permissions were 666
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Why programmers like unix?

unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep....
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Two Unix experts are talking about their age...

- What is your date of birth?
- 0
- Ohh, nice I was born in January too.
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A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot.

The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says:


"The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars".


"Why does the parrot cost so much?" the customer asks.


The owner says, "Well, it knows how to use a computer."


The custome...
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Which operating system does Varys run his spy network on?

Unix; it was decided for him.
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What do you call Linux' bodyguards with no balls?

Unix
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11 Geeky Jokes

1. What does a subatomic duck say “Quark”.

2. Why did I divide Sin by Tan, Just Cos.

3. Why programmers like UNIX:
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

4. Why can’t you trust atoms, they make up everything.

5. A pen...
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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.
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