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Psst! McDonald's has a secret promotion going on. If you tell them the secret passphrase, they give you a free Big Mac.

The secret code is "I have a gun, get me a fucking Big Mac".

Guy gets a job as a spy...

He's sent on his first mission, and told that the secret passphrase he has to give to contacts is, "The night-bird flies at dawn."

He's instructed to go to London, head to Piccadilly Circus, and speak to a guy in a purple fedora, busking. So he flies to London, goes to Piccadilly Circus, fin...

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