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Young couple codewords

The bashfull newlyweds decided to talk about "laundry" when one was interested in sex. A Year later, when the new was off, the Husband asked "do you want to help me do the laundry tonight?"
Wife: "No, I am too tired".
The next night: "I have a headache". Next
On the following night: "I jus...

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A couple with a toddler who repeats everything decide to use a codeword for sex

they decide that anytime they are in the mood, they are going to "do some laundry".

One evening, one partner is watching the other finish up the dishes from dinner and comes up behind the other to whisper in their ear "hey... wanna do some laundry tonight?". This gets the other partner inter...

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