UPJOKE

### Why did the polynomial tree fall over?

It didn't have any real roots

### Have you watched the movie about polynomials?

I heard the *f(x)* were great!

### All the mathematical functions are having a party

The polynomials are dancing, the square root function is drinking, yet the exponential function remains to the side.

so the inverse function asks what's wrong.

To which the exponential function responds: whether I integrate or not, nothing will change, now leave.

(courtesy ...

### With great power comes

Greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial.

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### The cocky exponential function e^x is strolling along the road insulting the functions he sees walking by.

He scoffs at a wandering polynomial for the shortness of its Taylor series. He snickers at a passing smooth function of compact support and its glaring lack of a convergent power series about many of its points. He positively laughs as he passes |x| for being nondifferentiable at the origin. He smil...

A polynomial

### Most people don't know that DMX is good at math

When solving a polynomial, X gon give it to you

### What did the mathematician say about the death of his pet parrot?

"Polynomial. Polygon."