Polynomial Jokes - 10 Hilarious Polynomial Jokes

Why did the polynomial tree fall over?

It didn't have any real roots

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With great power comes

Greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial.

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Have you watched the movie about polynomials?

I heard the *f(x)* were great!

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What did the cubic function say to the second order polynomial?

Nice quads

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Most people don't know that DMX is good at math

When solving a polynomial, X gon give it to you

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All the mathematical functions are having a party

The polynomials are dancing, the square root function is drinking, yet the exponential function remains to the side.

so the inverse function asks what's wrong.

To which the exponential function responds: whether I integrate or not, nothing will change, now leave.

(courtesy ...

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The cocky exponential function e^x is strolling along the road insulting the functions he sees walking by.

He scoffs at a wandering polynomial for the shortness of its Taylor series. He snickers at a passing smooth function of compact support and its glaring lack of a convergent power series about many of its points. He positively laughs as he passes |x| for being nondifferentiable at the origin. He smil...

What do you calls a mathematicians bird that won’t eat ?

A polynomial

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What did the mathematician say about the death of his pet parrot?

"Polynomial. Polygon."

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This is a complex joke

I named my plant polynomial but it never grew......

Coz it had imaginary roots

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