In Athens, Greece, a man takes a pair of trousers to a tailor.
The tailor takes the pants and holds them up. He turns to the man and says “Euripides?”
“Yes,” the man responds, “Eumenides?”"
Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?
Incase he got a hole in one!
greeks
So, a Greek guy walks into a tailor’s shop with a pair of trousers that were torn.
The tailor looks at them and asks, “Euripides?”
The man nods and asks, “Eumenides?”
Back in the day we were so poor at Christmas...
That my parents bought me a pair of trousers and cut the pockets out just so I would have something to play with.
Won't GO Away
A man wakes up one morning with a huge erection that just won't go away. After a couple of days, he is really concerned, so he puts on the baggiest pair of trousers he can find and heads for the drug store. He enters the store and goes to the pharmaceutical section. The lady there asks if she might ...
A Scotsman goes to London
One day, a Scotsman traveled to the big city. He was impressed by all of the shops, tall buildings, and the bustle of city life. At one point, he came upon a storefront with a sign that read:
-Shirts: £3 -Trousers: £5 -Suit Coats: £10
"O'ch, that's a screaming good deal!" the Sc...
I went to my tailor and said, "Make me look like a superhero."
He pulled out a pair of trousers and said, "Black pants, sir."
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An old business tycoon marries a young supermodel but knows his jealousy will eventually, get the better of him…
So everyday, the tycoon; Mr Green, rings up his new wife from his office on the top floor of his international corporation headquarters in the city to their penthouse apartment in the suburbs. And everyday, regular as clockwork the wife answers, slightly out of breath and always surprised to hear hi...
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