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Be safe

Guys Be careful!!!

Over the last month, my friend Lalit became a victim of a clever scam while at an Pantaloons shopping mall. Don't think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20+ year girls come over to your car as you are loading your v...

King Arthur must depart to the battlefield.

He requests that the Knights of the Round Table remained within the castle walls in order to protect its citizens should an attack arise. Skeptical of his Queen's loyalty, and the men's self-control, the King asks Merlin to cast a spell on her.

*Should anyone lie with this woman in bed,
th...

A pirate walks into a bar...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

The bar keep says, "Arr matey, ye have a steerin' wheel in yer pantaloons."

The pirate replies, "Aye; it drives me nuts!"

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Two Girls, One Night.

First Girl : Yesterday, my boyfriend and I went for a date. I knew last night was the big night.

Second Girl : Really? Wow, what happened next?

First Girl : He took me to his apartment. He kissed me gently and groped me from behind.

Second Girl : Wowww... then?

First Girl...

Did you hear the one about the captain's lucky shirt?

So a pirate captain is walking along the deck of his ship, when all of a sudden the crier in the crows-nest yells "Spanish treasure ship getting within range!"

So the captain rallies his men, and calls to his first mate "First mate, get me my lucky red shirt". The captain puts the shirt on an...

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