A homeless man was urinating beside a car

A man was urinating beside a car, when a foreigner spots him

He comes up to him and confronts the homeless man in broken English

Foreigner: "Wouldn't the police hold you?"



Homeless man: "No, we have to hold it ourself"

I had a customer who used to come to my pub regularly to drink 4 mugs of beer each day.

I had a customer who used to come to my pub regularly to drink 4 mugs of beer each day.

Out of curiosity, I asked him why always 4?

He answered, ' I have 3 brothers, we used to drink beer regularly and now they have moved to another side of the world and to celebrate our brotherhood ev...

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