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Therapist: you need to stop talking to yourself

You're doing it right now

The first sign of madness is talking to yourself

The second sign is replying.

I've heard that talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence.

At least, that's what I keep telling myself.

is it just me?

Anybody else getting really good at talking to yourself?

What did the fruit say to the tomato?

Quit talking to yourself.

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