The elephantine Russian emperor held an open air market for strange wooden dowels.
It was Tsar Babar's bizarre bar bazaar.
I once went to an open air Queen concert.
It was good, but there was a terrible electrical storm during the set
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening...
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday.Everybody complimented him on how healthy, athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
"I will tell you the secret of my success," Grandpa said, "My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding day, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had an argument, or fight, the one who proved wrong would go outside and take a walk for 5 kms. Gentlemen, I have been walking in the open air ...
Long ago there were two men, David and Nikolay the Wise
They were laying outside on a field one day comparing their intelligence when David turned to Nikolay.
He told Nikolay that he had a higher iq so he must be smarter. Nikolay just laughed and told him there was only one way to tell who was smarter. They must go to a canyon and cross it, the fi...
A lonely orca is swimming in the arctic
Normally he doesn't venture this far north, but he figures there's nothing wrong with a longer swim into the frigid waters.
All of sudden he spots the most beautiful girl orca he's ever seen. Too long our poor protagonist has let opportunities pass him by, but not this time. So he gathers his...
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Three men hear of a wish-granting boulder.
This boulder is rumored to be located at the top of a steep cliff, so the men set out on a rather grueling hike in order to find it. Upon arrival at the very top, they find a natural monolith of sorts, and are greeted by a booming voice.
"Greetings, travelers!" the voice says. "I am the Rock ...