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"You know what really makes my blood boil", asked my clearly agitated wife whilst we watched a show about unsolved crimes.

"Yes", I replied whilst further lowering the atmospheric pressure in her tank.

The troposphere walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "What are you having today?"

The troposphere replies, "Water, neat."

The bartender pours the troposphere a glass of water (no ice), and over the course of several hours the glass evaporates until the atmospheric layer has had its fill for the day. The troposphere ki...

Why did the cloud do drugs and join a gang?

Atmospheric Pressure.

An blobfish walks into 1 bar.

The bartender asks, "Why the saggy face?"

It became sad, so it decided to go to another bar. The blobfish is asked "Why the saggy face?" again, so it decides to go to another bar. However, the blobfish slowly began to return to normal. When he had already visited 15 bars, he was back to norma...

Helium walks into a bar.

Or, rather than walks, floats; for helium, at room temperature, is a gas, and thus has no legs with which to walk, and, due to its lighter-than-air nature, does not sink to the ground. The bartender himself is confused, for not only is helium invisible to the naked eye in the absence of another obje...

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